Dear Santa…

I have been an exceptionally good boy this year. As you may be struggling with ideas for what to get me tonight, I have come up with a short list of suggestions:

  • Youthful, healthy immortality
  • Point to point teleportation at will
  • A space faring vehicle with faster than light travel
  • Benevolent leadership of the world, barring that of a large country or a new country if you really want me to start small
  • Omnipotence (you can skip omniscience)
  • A Nobel Prize in whatever field you deem the most appropriate

Any of these will do for this year.

Yours truly,


P.S. Do you think I should also cc God?

  1. excellent

    May 13th, 2013 | 3:19 pm

  2. je crois bien que tu mérites tout cela ….pour ce que tu as déjà fait et feras , dès next year ! all my wishes for … je t’embrasse .

    May 13th, 2013 | 3:19 pm